Ah Beng bought a Honda VVTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show off the car to her. Over there, Ah Beng was bragging about the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. "Alamak! What are did you do to the gear ?!!! Ah Beng screamed.
Ah Lian replied "Solee, solee, pai sah lah! I put gear to “R”. I thought "R" is for racing mah!"
written by Ng Wah Lok
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