Ah Beng’s Theory on English Spelling

Aoccdrnig to Ah Beng's theroy on Enlgish, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

I think all of us can understand what Ah Beng wrote above. So he must be right. So Ah Beng can be quite clever after all.

written by Ng Wah Lok

awareness

one of the characteristics of successful people is that they are aware of their world. they use every opportunity to stay informed on current events and what is going on around them. business, political, social, religious, and sports news is available to them, and they take advantage of it. they know that an awareness of world events gives them an edge, whether it's in their personal decision-making or in their interaction with others.

to know what's going on in the world, it's pretty easy-you just got to read and listen. in just a few moments each day, you can become aware of what's happening in your world. for eg, take a few minutes to look over the newspaper headlines, you don't have to read every word of every line in the newspaper to know what's in it. scan the headlines, read the first few sentences of each paragraph. and trust me, by the time you do so, you mind will be filled with information

another way to stay informed is like what i said just now, listening! you can go watch a television news program or go to a news website. look and listen to the main events that is going on around. it really doesn't take much effort to be "in the know" have a nice day all of you !!!

an ah beng a day keeps the doctor away

Ah Beng bought a Honda VVTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show off the car to her. Over there, Ah Beng was bragging about the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend. "This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!" "Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian. "Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!" So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!" So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator. The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post. "Alamak! What are did you do to the gear ?!!! Ah Beng screamed.

Ah Lian replied "Solee, solee, pai sah lah! I put gear to “R”. I thought "R" is for racing mah!"

written by Ng Wah Lok

The meaning of my name

What Nicholas Means

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

phone radiation

well, i would really wanna try this one day and see if it actually works. if it works, then i get to eat popcorn all the time man coz i love popcorns. considering that there are a total of 5 handphones in my house. i wonder how many popcorns can i actually make ?

bank robbers getaway !!!

i dunno how true this video is, but i find it amazing how the police can actually miss the robbers !!!

my 2 cutie pies

it's amazing watching ur own kids grow up, something new always pops up along the way that makes u laugh or cry, and my only wish is that they dun grow up so fast, coz i wanna see more of their cuteness.

here he is, my 2nd prince Isaias learning how to ride a bike

doesn't he just look so cute !!!

here he is lying comfortably in the hospital bed, watching cartoon on the phone. now, how did he end up in the hospital? freak accident on his bike? (no lah just kidding). it was actually becoz he had super high fever

what was supposed to be a nice church camp holiday turned out to be a hospital stay.

despite the pain on his hand, he was pretty strong and his usual self

this is my 1st prince Isaac, isn't he cute ?

we always like to call our kids prince and princess, i wonder if it is related to this pic, where one day he will become king !!!

Isaac with his gun, suit and specs, ready to hunt and attack the enemy !!!

have u ever seen so many kids lie down at the same time? well, here it is, cool isn't it?

they look like they are slained in the spirit, well, actually they were instructed to lie down and rest the presence of God and let Him speak to them. a few of them actually dozed off !!! hahaha!!!

a picture tells a thousand words

enuf has been said, enuf has been debated; complains and protest has been made, conspiracies has been revealed, but the fact is.....


and we can't run away from it !!!

which superhero are you ?

took the test and found out that if i were a superhero, i would most likely be...

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern 75% Superman 65% Iron Man 60% The Flash 60% Robin 58% Supergirl 51% Spider-Man 50% Catwoman 50% Hulk 50% Batman 30% Wonder Woman 26%

Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

if u did the test and dun like any of the superheroes listed here, maybe u should try watching this movie...

dunno wat the movie is about....here is the trailer...

wide 201

recently completed the wide 201 seminar with some of the youth from church, it was great and definitely something new to learn all the time

as usual, they were split into different groups

the usual cam-whoring while waiting for things to get on

then we were sent out to talk to strangers about Jn 3:16, well, these are some of the strangers i spoke to along with my DD (discipler-discplee)

young as he may seem, but he knows what i was talking about

and this was the stranger my dd (ashley) spoke to, a pretty friendly guy

another young fella that i spoke to...

take a close look at this last supper picture, becoz you will find a bunch of monkeys trying to pose exactly what da vinci has drawn.

i think that the table was rather short and the monkeys were not close together enuf. however, good try guys, you deserve at least 70 points for all these efforts.

art

art is something that is hard to define, coz everyone has their own set of idea on what art is, I for one suck at art, never really had good grades at art and never really know what is the definition of artistic. but one thing i know, as long as i like wat i see, then that is art to me, won't you all agree ?

anyways, here are some shots i took that while having dinner one night and i found them artistic, do enjoy:

starry starry nights....

i love this colour, it looks amazing, imagine our skies with this colour, cool !!!

if only our skies can change colour like that all the time

do u see what i see, this is actually a tree that has breads as its fruits, cool !!!

this looks more logical than the bread tree, apples anyone ?

floating bubbles, something very soothing to look at definitely

so, are these artistic or not? i leave to your own judging, have a nice day all of you !!!

selfishness

ever heard of this : "what about my rights? or what about me?" it's a common expression these days, everyone is looking out for his or her own benefits. consequently, we seem to be living in a world where people look out only for themselves. and what happens when someone seems to violate our rights? our natural instinct is to retaliate-word for word, action for action, hurt for hurt, etc etc, and we call it payback time!!!

Jesus was the most selfless person who ever lived on earth and He taught us that there are times when we surrender our rights for the welfare of others. He surrendered His rights when He died on the cross and His death made it possible for you and me to be forgiven of our past and to be assured of a future filled with hope.

you know what, you can't control how other people will act towards you, but you can control how you react towards them. revenge is a selfish reaction, it also ends up hurting you more than it does to anyone else, because you will eventually end up with the guilt, bitterness, and anxiety. so, never seek revenge!!! have a nice day all of you !!!

quote of the day:

"A bulldog can beat a skunk any day, but it's usually just now worth it!" by S.M.Lockridge