homes of hollywood celebrities

did u realize that those hollywood stars that ever make it are usually extremely rich? and did u also realize that you and I have a hand in making them this rich? dun believe me ? try not watching movies or buying original DVD's for 5 years and you will see that most of these hollywood star's wealth will go dwindling down the drain man.

now, if we all have a hand in making other people so rich, i wonder why we can't do it to ourselves!!! illogical isn't it? maybe all of us should consider entering into the showbiz industry and let other people make us rich.....anyone with me? here are just glimpse of what i mean rich showbiz stars........

first, we're gonna start with John Travolta, most of us thinks about how many cars we wanna own when we are rich, but this guy thinks about how many planes he can have, this just makes him so cool man....

u guys remember halle berry? this is just one instance of a person living with the statement of: "sexy people must have sexy homes"

imagine if u were offered a job that enables you to enjoy urself interacting with people, have fun all the time, no hard labour.......and ur pay is millions of dollars and your reward is this mansion below, would you say yes? you'd be silly if you didn't!!! ladies and gentlemen, oprah winfrey's mansion......

speaking about mansions, seems like a lot of these hollywood stars really like living in a mansion!!! here's another fine example of j.lo & marc anthony's mansion.....

from terminator to governor.....i present to u arnold & maria schwarzenegger's lovely home....

never would i have imagined that by being a comedic actor (eddie murphy), u would actually be able to buy urself a house of this magnitude......

modern house but no so modern actor.....billy joel !!!

this really makes me feel like taking a holiday man, hugh hefner's scenaric & serene home...

spectacular home at a spectacular location with a spectacular view, this is the perfect match for one of the sexiest man on earth, misteeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr brad pitt!!!

sylvester stallone's beautiful home that is nestled among amazing greeneries.....

when i saw this, i thought i went back to 100 years ago!!! i would expect a comedic actor like jerry seinfield would have a cuter looking house!!! but this is so grand looking compared to the way he looks!!!

this one is really lame man!!! after all the beautiful homes that u just saw, this is not what you would expect next!!! o.j.simpon's beautiful cell room!!!

christian & chinese names

what happens when you combine a christian name and a chinese surname together ? lots of laugh.....enjoy:

Caller: Hello, can i speak to annie wan (anyone) ?

Operator: yes, you can speak to me

Caller: no! i want to speak to annie wan (anyone)

Operator: you are toking to some-one, who is this ?

Caller: i am sam wan (someone), and i need to tok to annie wan (anyone), it's urgent

Operator: i know you are someone and you wanna tok to anyone! but what's this urgent matter about ?

Caller: well, just tell my sister annie wan (anyone) that our brother noel wan (no-one) was involved in an accident. noel wan (no-one) got injured and is now being sent to the hospital. right now, avery wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital

Operator: look, if no one is injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't a urgent matter! you may find this hillarious but i don't have time for this

Caller: you are so rude, who are you ?

Operator: i'm saw lee (sorry)

Caller: yes, you should be sorry, now give me ur name!!!

secret of a happy married life

Once Xain asked Yash, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Yash said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then there will be no problems."
Xain asked, "Can you explain?"

Yash said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, Xain asked Yash "Give me some examples?"
Yash said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"
Xain asked, "Then what is your role?"
Yash said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq , whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these!"

china fear factor

welcome to the world of gross food.....hope that all of you will still have the appetite to eat after seeing all these DELICIOUS & SCRUMPTIOUS food, enjoy.......

before u go on, make sure that you haven't just had a very filling meal





here we go......







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one last chance for u to not read this post !!!!
























well, ur chance is up!!! here goes......

a heightened state alert

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists themselves have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to" A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate. " The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

who wanna stay in Puerta de America Hotel ?

if anyone were to ask the question on the topic of this post, the answer would definitely be ME! ME! ME! but the question is, who's gonna pay my way there and pay for the hotel? any takers? i will remember you for life.

well, This is The Hotel Puerta de America in Madrid (Spain). A Modern and luxury hotel. A different architect/interior designer of international standing has been commissioned to create each floor of the hotel, giving free rein to their creativity in the development of the rooms and floor as a whole. The list includes Foster and Partners, Zaha Hadid, Chipperfield, Jean Nouvel, Arata Isozaki, Ron Arad, John Pawson etc. The hotel has 13 floors with 30 rooms, 1200 sqm per floor.

a recession christmas

i know by posting this, i will be rubbing salt into the global situation now (and it's not even christmas yet) but life's like that anyways right? if it got to come, it will come. so live life with an open mind and find some humor in all situations. pls do sing this song to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town", enjoy......

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cashI'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

facts about boys & girls

not too long ago, i posted 33 facts about guys, i was wondering then how come there's no 33 facts about gals. and so i did some research and here is what i found......

When a BOY is quiet,

He has nothing to say...



When a BOY is not arguing,

He is not in the mood of arguing...



When a boy looks at u with eyes full of questions,

He is really confused...



When a BOY answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds,

He is actually fine...



When a BOY stares at you,

He is either amazed or angry...



When a BOY lays in your lap,

He is wishing for you to be his forever...



When a BOY calls you everyday,

He is spending a lot of talk time to get your attention...



When a BOY sms's u everyday,

He is forwarding them...



When a BOY says I love you,

It's not the first time...



When a BOY says that he can't live without you,

He has made up his mind that you are his for at least a week.


Facts about a girl


When a GIRL is quiet,

Millions of things are running in her mind.



When a GIRL is not arguing,

She is thinking deeply.



When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,

She is wondering how long you will be around.



When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,

She is not at all fine.



When a GIRL stares at you,

She is wondering why you are lying.



When a GIRL lays on your chest,

She is wishing for you to be hers forever.



When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,

She wants to be pampered.



When a GIRL says I love you,

She means it.




When a GIRL says "i miss you",

No one in this world can miss you more than that

soya bean

dunno how true this soya bean thing is, can anyone verify? well, i am just posting this for informational purposes only.......

All of us know that soyabean drink provides good protein to our body...
but many of us don't know that there are certain days we should avoid
drinking it.

Soya bean drinks are best consumed on hot sunny days when the sun is
strong. The soya milk will give lots of nutrients to the body as the
body is able to absorb the protein well.

However, avoid the drink when the weather is cloudy or raining. Taking
the dr ink in these weather, the body will not be able to take in the
protein and will result in a disease called 'GOUT' or 'high acidic
urine' due to the high protein residue in the body, after a long run.

This disease will cause pain to your knee joints and it will only be in
control when you control your food intake of proteins and medication.
The pain is unbearable and usually you will have no idea what you have
taken to cause the pain. Food like soya beans, ikan bilis, broccoli,
spinach, peanuts, &n bsp;animal organs ( i.e. pork liver) etc will have to be
avoided to prevent the pain from attacking.

something about tea

Are you drinking the right tea?

1. People who use their 'brain' to work or students who study hard day
and night.
--- Should drink more Chrysanthemum Tea.

2. People who need a lot of body energy to work or those people who
exercise a lot everyday.
--- Should drink Wu Loong Tea.

3. People who travel on a bike or work in dirty and polluted places.
--- Should drink Green Tea.

4. For people who like to sit down all day long and not do anything,
even exercising
--- Must drink Green Tea and Flower Tea.

5. People who smoke and drink a lot of alcoholic drinks.
--- Should drink more Green Tea.

6. Carnnivore ( i.e. people who must eat meat at least once a day, or
feel sickly)
--- Try to drink some Wu Loong Tea.

7. People who go to the washroom too often or not often enough.
--- Should drink more Honey Tea

8. People with high cholesterol and high blood pressure.
--- Wu Loong Tea, Green Tea.

9. Those who work with computers everyday.
--- Need to drink a Lot of Tea (any tea will do).

Whenever you are working with the computer, you should make some tea,
drin k it when you are free.

Drinking Tea is healthy, it can protect and prevent the harmful
Ultraviolet light from harming us (when using computer).

Furthermore, it can also cure us when we are tired and help making our
body feel fresh again.

nice story about happy marriage

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He then asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to Never Argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?' 'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

Prayer To Pray:

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; love to forgive him; And patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.

33 facts about guys

dunno how accurate it is, i would agree with a lot of it but disagree with some, enjoy....

01. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

02. Guys hate flirts.

03. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

04. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

05. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

06. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

07. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

08. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

09. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".... so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! ... very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

common sense-less

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student - but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

the tablecloth

in view of the christmas season coming soon, i thought that this would be a great 
story to share with some of you. here goes......

A brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a
church in Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When
they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal
to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve.

They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc.,and on December
18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished.

On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for
two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he
saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to
fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high

The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but 
postpone the Christmas Eve service, headed home. On the way he noticed that a 
local business was having a flea market type sale for charity so he stopped in. One of 
the items was a beautiful, handmade, ivory colored, crocheted table cloth with
exquisite work, fine colors and a Cross embroidered right in the center. It was just the
right size to cover up the hole in the front wall. He bought it and headed back to the
church.

By this time it had started to snow. An older woman running from the opposite
direction was trying to catch the bus.. She missed it. The pastor invited her to wait in
the warm church for the next bus 45 minutes later.

She sat in a pew and paid no attention to the pastor while he got a ladder, hangers,
etc., to put up the tablecloth as a wall tapestry. The pastor could hardly believe how
beautiful it looked and it covered up the entire problem area.

Then he noticed the woman walking down the center aisle. Her face was like a sheet 
.. 'Pastor,' she asked, 'where did  you get that tablecloth?' The pastor explained. The 
woman asked him to check the lower right corner to see if the initials, EBG were
crocheted into it there. These were the initials of the woman, and she had made this
tablecloth 35 years before, in Austria.  

The woman could hardly believe it as the pastor told how he had just gotten the 
Tablecloth. The woman explained that before the war she and her husband were
well-to-do people in Austria . When the Nazis came, she was forced to leave. Her 
husband was going to follow her the next week. He was captured, sent to prison and
never saw her husband or her home again.
 
The pastor wanted to give her the tablecloth; but she made the pastor keep it for the
church. The pastor insisted on driving her home, that was the least he could do. She
lived on the other side of Staten Island and was only in Brooklyn for the day for a
housecleaning job.

What a wonderful service they had on Christmas Eve. The church was almost full. 
The music and the spirit were great. At the end of the service, the pastor and his wife 
greeted everyone at the door and many said that they would return. One older man, 
whom the pastor recognized from the neighborhood continued to sit in one of the 
pews and stare, and the pastor wondered why he wasn't leaving.
 
The man asked him where he got the tablecloth on the front wall because it was 
identical to one that his wife had made years ago when they lived in Austria before the
war and how could there be two tablecloths so much alike.

He told the pastor how the Nazis came, how he forced his wife to flee for her safety
and he was supposed to follow her, but he was arrested and put in a prison. He never
saw his wife or his home again all the 35 years in between.

The pastor asked him if he would allow him to take him for a little ride. They drove to 
Staten Island and to the same house where the pastor had taken the woman three 
days earlier. He helped the man climb the three flights of stairs to the woman's
apartment, knocked on*the door and he saw the greatest Christmas reunion he could
ever imagine.

True Story - submitted by Pastor Rob Reid
Who says God does not work in mysterious ways. I asked the Lord to bless you as I
prayed for you today, to guide you and protect you as you go along your way. His love
is always with you, His promises are true, and when we give Him all our cares you
know He will see us through. Have a nice day all of you !!!

random pictures that tells you a thousand words

when it comes to the phrase "a picture tells a thousand words", i totally agree with it. not only does it tell me what it means, it also tells me many other things about the person or item in the picture. it tells me about their creativity level, their stupidity level, their smartness level, their naive level, their humor level. their silliness level and many more other stuff. i really salute those people who actually took time off to snap such kind of pictures so that people like us can be entertained, amazing man. now, wait a minute, who's the silly one? the one snapping the silly pictures or the one watching/seeing the silly pictures? i leave it for all of you to judge, but here are some really creative/stupid/silly pictures that i would like to show you

first, a rowdy house owner. not only is he/she a very unfriendly man/woman who hates the world, he/she seems to have prefect engrish as well.....

anyone who don't have kids and really wanna have one or two or more, here's a chance for you to buy one at 5 bucks each, cheap isn't it? i dunno about their refund policy though, this you have to check it out yourselves, hehehehehehehehe!!!

this homeowner can't seem to find a real tree for christmas and so decided to be a little creative....

this place must have a lot of people with lost cats, probably people presume this place serves cat meat.....

i actually posted this b4 but thought it would be a good reminder to some of you how silly instructions can get at times......

how i wished this guy lives next to me, it would be great wouldn't it?

would you believe in this guy? what a way to get money for booze, at least he tried to be creative. i would probably reward him just for being creative........

with the fuel price fluctuating and petrol stations unwilling to over stock petrol, things like this are bound to happen....

hope you guys enjoyed, have a nice day all of you !!!