WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN

guys, boys, gentlemen.....we, men being men are most likely to have failed one or more of the courses/classes below. i for one would probably have failed a couple of these courses man. such kind of jokes about men but yet carries a certain truth in it, enjoy pplz.........

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Saturday, Jan. 31, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.


Class 1
"How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays -- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation."
Meets 4 weeks, Mondays and Wednesdays for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
"The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself?"
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
"Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? -- Group Practice."
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
"Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics."
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
"After-Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?"
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays, for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 6
"Loss Of Identity -- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other."
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Fridays and Sundays 7:00 PM.

Class 7
"Learning How To Find Things -- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming."
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
"Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health."
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
"Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -- Real-Life Testimonials."
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM; location to be determined.

Class 10
"Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?"
Driving Simulations."
4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
"Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife."
Online classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM; location to be determined.

Class 12
"How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion."
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
"How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates...and Calling When You're Going To Be Late."
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
"The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used?"
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM; location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

i am sure most of us should be able to pass a couple or most of the courses right? anyone with a perfect score out there? if there is, my salutation to you my friend !!!